swifty-swoop:

if your school has an anime club do not attend 

1plus1chainz:

IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

dusknoirs:

my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games 

zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

llcooljofficial:

one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were

for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse

because i said dildo.

cake-lyn:

4gifs:

The Atlas moth does not have a mouth and only lives a couple of weeks

THIS IS THE COOLEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HOW DOES IT NOT HABE A MOUTH IS THERE A MOTH MOUTH PUN

marielbernardo:

HAHAHAHA

jenniffer23fan:

this is so funny

cocorosalie:

You’d better be careful talking to me like that…. wouldn’t want you to be violently mutilated and strangled to death or anything.

killer-pineapples:

kittendesu:

the-cell-block-tango:

astronomyproblems:

Idk if this counts as a peeve more of an art-astronomy pet peeve

but when people draw the cresent moon and where the dark, shaddowed part of the moon is they put in stars

like studdenly that part of the moon is invisible instead of just being in the shadow

like wtf

wait no peOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS???

 really stupid question though but like, aren’t there stars in front of the moon??? like??? space isn’t two dimensional so someone putting a couple stars in front of the shadow wouldn’t necessarily be wrong?? because aren’t there stars all around in space and?????? im just going to be confused forever frick uvu; 

hun if there was a star infront of the moon we’d be fucking dead

daisylae:

y-ep:

alaea:

Imagine it’s Sunday morning, your perfect boyfriend just woke up in the comfy apartment you own together in Manhattan, NYC. You slowly awake and roll over. Unfortunately, you fail to realize that you’re ten feet off the fucking ground and you fall down and get a concussion and die.

^ perfection

Dream life 💚

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand