Insanitarium!

burghers:

wartortles:

what the fuck is eurovision

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

tsundere-and-lightning:

gay vampire ghost opera dubstep for those who missed it

avengersassembleeh:

and a new genre was created

ghost opera vampire dubstep

masticatingtocorn:

lameborghini:

people are gross i want to be a dog

dogs lick their own ass

and their mouths are still cleaner than yours, what the fuck’s up with that?

dailyotter:

GIF of Eddie the Sea Otter Making a Basket

Someone made a GIF of Eddie the sea otter playing making a basket. Submitted by Pete!

pugg lyfe

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

Urinal Cake Decorations by Carmichael Collective

cocorosalie:

Guess who’s outside my house

pleatedjeans:

via

nayx:

being a virgin is ok

sex isnt that great

just like

get some nachos instead

pizza:

since facebook did that thing my newsfeed has been like this

kamshymen:

you goin to jail now

look at this goat doin flips n shit