me and my friends hanging out :)
the saddest part is that i was alone and my camera was on self timer when this was taken
protip: before he climaxes punch him in his peepee to ensure a wild orgasm!
please dont do this
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
me realizing i left the stove on
i can’t tell if this is a real person or not
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i wanna make a blanket fort
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You’re doing it wrong
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my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her
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