asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead
internetexorcism: “sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed
borinq: i hate each and everyone of you
so did harry potter die
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
mrschriskendall: mrschriskendall: ”where do you wanna go to dinner?” ”i don’t care” ”ok” why this got notes i’ll never know
tushi: why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
d0gbl0g: dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu this is literally my favourite joke ever more like bEst zoo ever
cocorosalie: izachi: theoddgirl12: ...
dont-argue-with-your-serperior: 3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
romancndleheart: tonyhawksunderground2: DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
swifty-swoop: if your school has an anime club do not attend
dusknoirs: my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games
zubat: I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
llcooljofficial: one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse because i said dildo.
When people look at me and say, "you'd better be...
cocorosalie: You’d better be careful talking to me like that…. wouldn’t want you to be violently mutilated and strangled to death or anything.
poorchrysalis: i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand