May 2013
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
internetexorcism:
“sorry you’re not my type” i say to the man willing to donate blood to me as i am sick on my death bed
borinq:
i hate each and everyone of you
so did harry potter die
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
mrschriskendall:
mrschriskendall:
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
why this got notes i’ll never know
tushi:
why is the news breaking. who broke it. how much are repairs
d0gbl0g:
dangerhamster:
rnarker:
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
more like bEst zoo ever
cocorosalie:
izachi:
theoddgirl12:
...
dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
romancndleheart:
tonyhawksunderground2:
DO THIS TRUST ME IT’S AWESOME
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD OH MY GOD
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
‘stop being overdramatic’ they say
‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
swifty-swoop:
if your school has an anime club do not attend
dusknoirs:
my life is an endless black hole of unfinished video games
zubat:
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
llcooljofficial:
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
When people look at me and say, "you'd better be...
cocorosalie:
You’d better be careful talking to me like that…. wouldn’t want you to be violently mutilated and strangled to death or anything.
poorchrysalis:
i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand
