lightsofyoureyes:

diariesofaglaswegianoddity:

halmablog:

I’m going to keep reblogging this.

YES YES YES YES ALL OF THIS YES YES.

Shove this post down the throat of every single school board member and politician. 

Yeah, shove your idea down their throats. Cuz that totally makes you better than them. 

kittiezandtittiez:

1. He forgot to post it anonymously

2. He sent it to himself.

3. He’s correcting his own grammar.

4. His correction is wrong.

5. He spelled grammar wrong.

6. He’s insulting his own blog.

7. HE ACTUALLY ANSWERED IT.

emoangel420:

I’m naming my dick “Long Island” because it looks weird and everyone who’s ever been there hates it.

I call my dick all the time, but it never replies and I’m starting to get worried

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

that-kid-from-london:

another-little-piece-of-jaana:

that-kid-from-london:

imagine how people lived in like the 1500’s like there was no electricity . I’d have to cook pizza on an open fire

We’d have no tumblr

I’D HAVE TO COOK PIZZA OVER AN OPEN FIRE 

Guys ovens were a thing back then. pizaa has been around longer than 500 years too

tvspecial:

brangail:

fakeyouout:

i finally know where i belong

Same.
~Brandy

thanks brandy

iamthemeep:

kyrianne:

If you’re ever depressed, just look at porn titles.

It’ll make everything better.

The da vinci load

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

knittinqueen:

myfeelsareeverywhere:

looking for alaska is the best

Everything john green rocks

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

cocorosalie:

Today we were fish lords. Summoning all the fish.